‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’
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when bae going off at you and you got a better counter argument waiting for him like
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If you don’t follow movie.tumblr.com
DO
IT
Oh my god. OH my god. OH MY GOD. HOW DO I GET A JOB AS A RAPTOR???
I’ve found my calling
Pretty simple solutions.
How much you wanna bet these are college kids
That or stoners
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"OCTOBER HOROSCOPES
Libra, you are doing the best you can.
Scorpio, other people’s mayhem does not belong to you.
Sagittarius, just because you were invited doesn’t mean you are required to go to the party.
Capricorn, do not let anxiety stifle your compassion.
Aquarius, the problem will keep coming back until you learn the lesson it is here to teach you.
Pisces, your younger self would be proud to meet you now.
Aries, you are not weak even if the only thing you do today is wake up.
Taurus, it is rarely a good idea to coax someone into loving you.
Gemini, you are a city shaped like a human.
Cancer, everything is better when you are here.
Leo, it is okay if who you are changes based on who you’re with.
Virgo, you are forgiven and loved." - OCTOBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird (2015)
Libra, you are doing the best you can.
Scorpio, other people’s mayhem does not belong to you.
Sagittarius, just because you were invited doesn’t mean you are required to go to the party.
Capricorn, do not let anxiety stifle your compassion.
Aquarius, the problem will keep coming back until you learn the lesson it is here to teach you.
Pisces, your younger self would be proud to meet you now.
Aries, you are not weak even if the only thing you do today is wake up.
Taurus, it is rarely a good idea to coax someone into loving you.
Gemini, you are a city shaped like a human.
Cancer, everything is better when you are here.
Leo, it is okay if who you are changes based on who you’re with.
Virgo, you are forgiven and loved." - OCTOBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird (2015)
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This is your personal guardian dog.
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
| me: | im so bored |
| me: | i have nothing to do |
| me: | i wish i had something to do |
| basic responsibilities: | yo |
| me: | not u |
| me: | anyway |
| me: | im so bored |
| me: | i have nothing to do |